jessica-cohen:
When I do something that reminds me of my mother
witchinghhour:
Every man thinks a conversation is a script and he is CHRISTIAN BALE and u are GIRL #3
stream:
I am not a baby person, Robert! I have no baby facilities. I am an artist!
Incredibles 2 (2018)
drishanaj:
matydn:
plimsoll-punk:
surprisebitch:
oddishtea:
I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska
the girl has big dick energy
she stole all of his dick energy and killed him
I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost
Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭
musicalsarecrack:
students: *not sticking to the status quo*
the entire cafeteria:
thebootydiaries:
the-flawless-unicorn:
thebootydiaries:
me: hi ma'am how are u today
customer: *ignores me*
me:
What is this creature???
that’s me after being ignored don’t be so rude